PROFILE

  • Name: Jonathan Martin Blunder
  • Age: 45
  • Birthday: August 11th
  • Occupation: Inventor and Salesman
  • Favorite Food: Boston Clam Chowder
  • Likes: Boston, selling his inventions, big money
  • Dislikes: New York City and inventions that fail.

BIOGRAPHY

Johnny Blunder is an inventor who makes bad inventions in order to make big money from his customers. He sends all his patents but never gotten any of them approved because his inventions live up to his name.
Now, he created a bold strategy to make a lot of money by forcing all of his customers to buy it even when it breaks. He will not take no for an answer and refuses to give out a refund.
He hails from Boston and with a Bostonian accent. He is not “wicked smaht” like anyone else. He doesn’t know how to “Pahk his cahr in Havid yahd!” but he can park in Dodgeville and try to fool other customers with his bad inventions.